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I’m sure everyone has been impatiently waiting for an update to this …
GOTCHA. SUCKER.
I've come to a conclusion. I'm the problem. It has to be …
HELLO. AGAIN.
Guess who’s back? Besides me.  Aussie guy! I was really surprised to …
DITCHED
The only thing that doesn’t sound sexy in a foreign accent is …
IT’S THE ACCENT FOR ME
Is it just me, or do words just sound better in a …
BAIT, SWIPE, SWITCH
So, I just learned what a catfish is.
SWIPE, SIP, REPEAT
From one coffee shop to another…
COFFEE DATE CATASTROPHE
"Let's see where it goes" is actually code for "I'll let you …
HI. IT’S ME.
The beginning.