Honest, Mr. NCOhMyGod looked so angelic, I could almost forget… he’s the …

Let’s start at the end: Mr. NCOhMyGod is asleep on my couch

It's T-minus 3 hours until Mr. NCOhMyGod gets here.

Operation: ‘Balls’ Cupids, I've faced many a battle in my life, but …

Facing Admiral ArmsAggedon the day after asking him to do the ‘thing’ …

Cupids, My sleep medication has conspired with modern technology to orchestrate my …

Something’s wrong. Like, body-snatchers wrong. Government conspiracy wrong.  A Scorpio in Mercury-in-retrograde wrong.

I think I might be in trouble.

Cupids, My boss has replaced all opportunities for dignity with increasingly elaborate …

Things have taken a disturbing turn. We've… nested.  I know.

Let's take a moment to process the humiliation together, shall we?

Let's break down today's little workplace adventure:

Many are asking for an update about the coffee date. There isn’t …

I'm sure everyone‘s been impatiently waiting for a life update. Kidding. No one's …

Hi. I've come to a conclusion. I'm the problem. It has to …

Hi, it’s me. Guess who materialized like a ghost from dating past? …

The only thing that doesn’t sound sexy in a foreign accent is …

Is it just me, or do words just sound better in a …

So, I just learned what a catfish is.

From one coffee shop to another…