TERMS & CONDITIONS DECLINED

I’m sure everyone‘s been impatiently waiting for a life update. Kidding. No one’s reading this. It’s been a while. I never think about writing here when I’m happy or busy. Or on another coffee date. Of which there are more of those than actual dates–you know, the kind that lead…

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GOTCHA. SUCKER.

Hi. I’ve come to a conclusion. I’m the problem. It has to be me, because no one ever admits that it’s them. But also? I’m painfully stupid. Aussie guy and I have—at this point—gone around the carousel of my own idiocy a few times. But after this last…

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OH. HELLO. AGAIN.

Hi, it’s me. Guess who materialized like a ghost from dating past? Aussie Guy! The prodigal not-boyfriend has returned after a casual six months of radio silence. It started with messages. Sweet ones. Apologetic ones. The kind that make your rational brain scream “DANGER!” while your heart whispers…

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