Facing Admiral ArmsAggedon the day after asking him to do the ‘thing’ with his ‘thing’ (Insert ‘penis’ where it fits–NOT a euphemism) is the literal definition of ‘Too Soon.’
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Cupids, My sleep medication has conspired with modern technology to orchestrate my complete social annihilation. The following debrief is classified Level 5 Humiliation. Reader discretion advised. INCIDENT REPORT: 2300-0030 HOURS At 2348 hours, while under the influence of antihistamine-class chemical sedatives, my personal communication device initiated hostile engagement.…
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