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The Saga: Survival Report 7

Cupids, My sleep medication has conspired with modern technology to orchestrate my complete social annihilation. The following debrief is classified Level 5 Humiliation. Reader discretion advised. INCIDENT REPORT: 2300-0030 HOURS At 2348 hours, while under the influence of antihistamine-class chemical sedatives, my personal communication device initiated hostile engagement.…

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OH. HELLO. AGAIN.

Hi, it’s me. Guess who materialized like a ghost from dating past? Aussie Guy! The prodigal not-boyfriend has returned after a casual six months of radio silence. It started with messages. Sweet ones. Apologetic ones. The kind that make your rational brain scream “DANGER!” while your heart whispers…

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