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The Saga: Survival Update 8
Facing Admiral ArmsAggedon the day after asking him to do the ‘thing’ with his ‘thing’ (Insert ‘penis’ where it fits–NOT a euphemism) is the literal definition of ‘Too Soon.’
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Cupids, My sleep medication has conspired with modern technology to orchestrate my complete social annihilation. The following debrief is classified Level 5 Humiliation. Reader discretion advised. INCIDENT REPORT: 2300-0030 HOURS At 2348 hours, while under the influence of antihistamine-class chemical sedatives, my personal communication device initiated hostile engagement.…
Read MoreThe Saga: Survival Report 6
Something’s wrong. Like, body-snatchers wrong. Government conspiracy wrong. A Scorpio in Mercury-in-retrograde wrong.
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The Saga: Survival Report 4
Cupids, My boss has replaced all opportunities for dignity with increasingly elaborate humiliation rituals. How so? This morning, I attempted to enter our shared territory at high velocity, arms laden with important documents to maintain the illusion of productivity. I discovered quite by accident, the boss has implemented…
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Let's take a moment to process the humiliation together, shall we?
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Let's break down today's little workplace adventure:
Read MoreThe Saga: It begins
Many are asking for an update about the coffee date. There isn’t one. Or, there wasn’t. Until today, when Mr. NCOhMyGod walked into my office.
Read MoreOH. HELLO. AGAIN.
Hi, it’s me. Guess who materialized like a ghost from dating past? Aussie Guy! The prodigal not-boyfriend has returned after a casual six months of radio silence. It started with messages. Sweet ones. Apologetic ones. The kind that make your rational brain scream “DANGER!” while your heart whispers…
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